A Friend Like Me, Aladdin: Robin Williams

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves 

Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales 

But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves 

You got a brand of magic never fails 

You got some power in your corner now 

Some heavy ammunition in your camp 

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how 

See all you gotta do is rub that lamp 

And I'll say 

Mister Aladdin, sir 

What will your pleasure be? 

Let me take your order 

Jot it down 

You ain't never had a friend like me 

No no no 

Life is your restaurant 

And I'm your maitre d' 

C'mon whisper what it is you want 

You ain't never had a friend like me 

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service 

You're the boss 

The king, the shah 

Say what you wish 

It's yours! True dish 

How about a little more Baklava? 

Have some of column "A" 

Try all of column "B" 

I'm in the mood to help you dude 

You ain't never had a friend like me 

Can your friends do this? 

Do your friends do that? 

Do your friends pull this out their little hat? 

Can your friends go, poof? 

Well, looky here 

Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip 

And then make the sucker disappear? 

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed 

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers 

You got me bona fide, certified 

You got a genie for your chare d'affaires 

I got a powerful urge to help you out 

So what-cha wish? I really wanna know 

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt 

Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh 

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three 

I'm on the job, you big nabob 

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend 

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend 

You ain't never had a friend like me 

You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!